Unless you’ve been living under your parent’s bed for the last few years, you’ve probably heard of Tinder – and if you’ve heard about it then you’ve probably also heard someone’s stories about how they met some amazing or terrible person through it.
Yes, we now live in the age of Tinder dating, where a swipe right is a new equivalent of asking to buy someone a drink. If you’re looking to meet new people, date and have some fun in a new city, then the Tinder app can be your best friend. That being said, it’s worth taking note of a few tips first, to make sure you actually understand what it is, and who’s using it for what.
It’s a match!
So, let’s just say you’re already totally sold with the Tinder app, you’ve downloaded and how you want to get swiping away – but wait, what the hell is all this swiping business about, anyway?
Tinder apk is an app that’s used to meet new people – usually for dating, but not exclusively. You make a brief profile and add some pictures of yourself, then you select whether you’re looking for men or women (or both), select the age range you’re looking for and go to the swiping page. From here you’ll see profile after profile of people who fit your preferences. You can then swipe right if you like them, or left if you’re not interested. The other person won’t know that you’ve liked them (unless they have Tinder Gold), but if they like you as well then you get a match. Once you’ve matched you can begin messaging each other.
Tinder Plus & Tinder Gold
If you’re really looking to take your game to the next level then download Tinder Gold. This version of the app costs around US$10 per month, or $40 for six months and allows users to get unlimited right swipes, boost their profile to be seen by more people, hide your profile from people you haven’t liked and swipe in different cities around the world from where you are. Tinder Plus also removes ads from the app.
On top of this, you can go all in and buy Tinder Gold, which costs around US$15 per month, or $80 if you pay for a full year. Tinder Gold allows you to use all the same features of Tinder Plus while also allowing you to see who’s liked you, as well as choose as many people per day from the ‘Top Picks’ page which displays popular profiles every day making it easier to get matches quicker.
While the paid versions of the app off a lot of cool features, most people are content with the free version – the only major drawbacks of Tinder Free are that you’re limited to how many people you can ‘swipe right’ on per day. You’re also not allowed to hide your age and distance from other users with the free version.
Keep reading, we’re about to get to the pickup lines…
How to use Tinder
Everyone who uses Tinder has at least one funny or weird story about it – after all, when you can freely chat to strangers on an app generally used for dating and romance you can expect some weirdos to pop up here and there. If no weirdos talk to you, then you’re probably the one being the weirdo.
It’s important to know what you’re using the Tinder app for – are you looking to meet friends? Travel buddies? Or are you looking for romance? If so, what kind of romance are you looking for? A relationship? Or just a casual hookup? It’s important to know this – and to let everyone else know this by indicating it in your profile. This saves everyone from being confused and assuming that you’re expectations are different than what they actually are.
It’s also important to bear in mind that the people you’re talking to are… people. This might sound obvious, but you’d be surprised how many people forget this once they’re behind a screen. Take note of our Tinder tips.
Okay, now, moving on closer to the pickup lines.
How to make the ultimate Tinder profile
If you want to use pickup lines on someone, then it helps to actually get some matches first. If you’re a six-foot model then you can probably just skip this section. Otherwise, read on.
First things first, Tinder is VERY visual. A lot of people don’t actually bother to read your bio and just look through the pictures. This means that it’s important to upload the right pictures to get noticed (unless you’d rather match with someone who cares more about your interests and less about what you look like). Try to set your main picture as just you – not you and your friends – and try to smile in the picture.
Selfies worth for some but they’re best avoided if possible. For the rest of the pictures, try to show your interests and personality – if you’re a passionate photographer, then have a picture of you shooting with the camera, or if you love dogs, then have a picture of you with some dogs. Actually, pictures of you with animals are just generally an all-around win, especially if you’re a guy.
For your bio you should try to keep it brief, but be honest and real – try to give the other person something more interesting to say when they match with you than ‘hey’. The most important thing here is that you actually bother to write one, otherwise, don’t complain when all you get is smalltalk from your matches.
Okay, now you’ve got the basics covered, let’s move onto the saucy part.
The best Tinder pickup lines from TOP1APK
Our team at TOP1APK has tried and tested the very best Tinder pickup lines with (to some degree) lots of success. Here are our favourites that are guaranteed to get you the perfect date*.
*TOP1APK takes no responsibility for your date if it sucks after using our pickup lines.
- For those who just want to go all the way to the end: “The only thing I wanna change about you – your last name.” (At least two TOP1APK staff were married from this line).
- If you’re the one being the weirdo: “Can I follow you home, ‘cos my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- For those starting out: “Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -No- Enough to break the ice.”
- For when you’re trying to impress: “I’m not actually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.”
- For when you want a slap: “Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cos you’ve got nice buns.”
- For when you never want her to talk to you again: “My love for you is like diarrea, I just can’t hold it in.”
- The special one: “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
- When you’re just being too honest: “Be unique and different, say yes.”
- When you’re actually becoming too much: “Hey, baby, you’re so fine you’re making me stutter. Wha-wha-what’s your name?”
- For when you want to get blocked from Tinder: “Nice legs, what time do they open?”
Explore another awesome dating app on Top1apk.com. That’s OkCupid.
Now that you know how to Tinder like an absolute pro, you can download the app from this page and get swiping!
Tinder is a great app for meeting new people and for finding romance. If you use it in the right way, and be honest about what it is you’re looking for, then you can be sure to have a great time using it and meet some cool people along the way.