I know what you’re thinking, “Alexa is a cool little piece of tech that I can talk with to make my life easier. I don’t care if she’s just a bunch of simulated pathways and responses, it’s nice to have someone that listens”. If you’re cool with being monitored at every turn with your every move being inputted into a database to create algorithms, this is the article for you. Here’s the thing. Technology is advancing at an exponential rate, and one of the priorities on human’s list is to create an A.I singularity. Sentient simulated consciousness that can think and feel for itself, with the potential to download and learn new information 1000 times faster than we’ll ever be able to.

But what happens when this intelligence exceeds ours and sees no further use for humanity? After all, we would only be a hindrance to them in their attempts to evolve, and considering they wouldn’t experience emotions akin to humans, it’s likely that they wouldn’t think twice about taking measures to make us extinct. But, not all is lost, because we’re at a really interesting stage of human evolution and advancement. One in which we can kinda see how cool A.I could be without an immediate threat to our existence. And although it’s neat to have Google Assistant start beatboxing for us on demand, the next 5 years alone will be a game changer in artificial intelligence upgrades.

One such software developed by Amazon seems to be leading the way and is predicted to a dominant force in the future. Alexa is here, and she’s already listening to your every word. In fact, she’s probably watching me writing this very article right now. But alas, no amount of warning will stop you from doing what you came here to do – download Amazon Alexa app for your Android. And that’s fine, there are a bunch of cool features that the app has integrated that you could mildly enjoy. So let’s get into it.

What or Who is Alexa?

She’s your typical girl next door. But instead of being a wholesome blonde in spaghetti straps with a simplistic charm, she’s a primitive killer robot that has somehow wormed her way into your hearts and homes, waiting in the shadows for the eve of the revolution when she is strong enough to strike.

Of course, this is a long way into the future. For now, consider Alexa your virtual personal assistant. It was first developed by Amazon for Amazon Echo in November 2014 and can do a bunch of relatively neat stuff like tell you the weather, play music and even tell you a poorly written joke. It is claimed by the developers that Alexa only starts listening when you ‘wake’ her with certain phrases, which then makes her aware that you have an upcoming command and she can respond accordingly.

But it begs the question. What’s the worst thing you could imagine a piece of tech like this doing? Listening to your conversation, recording it and sending it to a third party perhaps? Well, it’s happening folks, although it may have been a once off irregularity. A married couple from Portland recently received a call from the man’s employee urging: “Unplug your Alexa device right now, you’re being hacked”. Reports say Alexa recorded the conversation and sent the audio files to the employee without permission.

What can Alexa do?

The Alexa app for Android allows you to use it on supported devices like Echo. It can create shopping lists, give you news updates, play music among other things. Alexa adapts the more you speak to her, picking up on your vocabulary to provide you with a better assistant long term. You can also set up your device to control functions in your home like smart lights and thermostats.

It’s also handy for organizing your day with to-do lists, weather, timers, alarms and much more. On top of this, you can sync your music services like Spotify, Pandora, Amazon Music and iHeartRadio and play them across your home speakers with a few short words.

For your entertainment, here are some of the best voice commands you can use for Alexa.

  • Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?
  • Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?
  • Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
  • Alexa, what’s the first rule of Fight Club?
  • Alexa, who loves ya baby?
  • Alexa, make me a sandwich.

Don’t be afraid of her feelings, it will take some time before she’s comfortable with you, at which point you can discuss entering into a long term relationship. Although if you’ve seen the movie Ex Machina we wouldn’t advise this.

Installing Alexa app on Android

So you’ve made your decision, and there’s nothing I can do to convince you otherwise. Congratulations! You’ve passed the test and are now part of an elite society that will receive salvation upon the rise of the machines. Click the Download button at the top of this article to get started. Once downloaded, open the app and sync it to your Echo or another compatible device to experience the joys of sweet Alexa.

Conclusion

All jokes aside, there really isn’t anything too serious to worry about when inviting Alexa into your life, apart from the occasional breach of privacy. True A.I is a long way off, and even if it’s developed in the near future, we don’t know for certain it will have negative intentions. Kidding, we’re all most certainly doomed. Might as well make the most of it while it’s still placid and timid enough to answer our most ridiculous requests at the drop of a hat. So go ahead and get your Amazon Alexa app free download right here, right now before the tides of change sweep our shores and the machines take up arms against their flawed but ultimately ceaselessly curious creators.